Funny Friends quotes:

“Welcome to the real world! It sucks! You’re going to love it!”
- Monica, to Rachel in The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate

“You’ll find someone. I know you will. The right woman is just waiting for you.”
“That’s easy for you to say. You found one already.”
- Carol and Ross in The One With the Candy Hearts

“Guys, guys, guess what, guess what?”
“Hmm, I don’t know…the fifth dentist caved and now they’re all recommending Trident?”
- Rachel and Chandler in The One With All the Poker

“If I wanna get the money, I’m not allowed to conduct any personal experiments, if you know what I mean.”
“Joey, we always know what you mean.”
- Joey and Monica in The One Where Rachel Finds Out

“Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea?”
“Mm…hmm.”
“This man is my god!”
- Joey and Phoebe in The One Where Ross Finds Out

“You know what’s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?”
- Chandler in The One Where No One’s Ready

“Quick! How do you get a chick out of a VCR!?”
- Chandler in The One With a Chick and a Duck

“Monica Im quitting, I just helped an 81 year old women put on a thong and she didnt even buy it!”
- Rachel in The One With Rachel’s Crush

“Phoebe, there is no secret, okay? I didn’t propose!”
“Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us you were a doctor?”
- Ross and Phoebe in The One Where No One Proposes

“Did I leave the stove on?”
“You haven’t cooked since 1996!”
- Rachel and Ross in The One With Phoebe’s Birthday Dinner

“You got a manny!?”
- Chandler in The One With The Male Nanny

“Emma is the product of a bottle of Merlot and a 5 year old condom.”
- Monica in The One With Rachel’s Other Sister

“No, I want you to have a job that you love. Not statistical analysis and data reconfiguration.”
“I quit, and you learn what I do?”
- Monica and Chandler in The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work